*Press Release* The Crowntown Games pay per view event will be streaming live in 4K all weekend long at Lockcock's place in Freya. There will be a keg, jello shots, and non-vegan snacks like nachos. Everyone is welcome to hang out, eat, drink, smoke, an
Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
In a rare miscalculation, the Cadets accidentally took the Venus Deli instead of Venus Dolls. I'm sorry for the mistake Queen Alex, but at least you will have a sandwich named after you!
