Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
Several private companies have followed the Governess' recommendation, and implemented the Gag Law on their male employees. Without male opinions to distract them, the female workers are enjoying a sharp increase in productivity and efficiency.
Enjoying a quiet night up in my tower, with a nice glass of wine, a pig under my foot, and taking the time to compose a little poem examining the true meaning of this silly little M.A.L.E.S. group.
