"Hey there, sleepyhead. You're probably wondering where you are and what's happening. You don't know me but I certainly know you, I'm a BIG fan of your modeling career. I have a new job for you, not as a model but more of a...how shall I put it...se
Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)