One day your vanilla ex will see you in the street when she'll ask, horrified, if you're okay and you'll respond with the preprogrammed speech that I've preemptively installed into your brain and I'll be so proud 🥹🥹
You mutts give up all your girlfriends Christmas gift money you’ve been working hard to save all year and POOF it’s gone into my bank.. you can’t resist giving it all up just for goddess to look your way
