Your dick has not been yours in a long time. At this point it is just a souvenir I keep caged for entertainment, a little trinket that twitches whenever I decide to be amused.
Aww you're just a dumb little mutt for Mommy's sneakers aren't you? Well what are you waiting for, these shoes aren't going to clean themselves. This is about as close as you’ll get to a woman, you better embrace it cuck boy