What a great amenity idea for hotels trying to improve their loyalty programs---a slut bound and waiting for you in the closet with the ironing board, spare pillow etc for you to use at your discretion!
Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)
We could’ve worked out a payment plan you know, if you didn’t run away from your debts you’d be a free man. Now I was given hell for letting you escape, so I’m gonna make your life miserable for a long while
