u/_Queen_of_Diamonds quickly dispatched me and turned me into her card, and I loved every second of it. the Queen is an angel and im happy to be her trophy !
u/trainingneeded gave me the proper chess training I needed so here is my post submitting to them - Bambi Bambi you're a smarty; can't beat you cause you're such a hottie! Go BAMBI!!!!
I lost to u/Guyforce16 and now I have to do 10 ball slaps for each like, 5 for each comment, and 30 for the first cbt pic each person sends me in dm.Please humiliate me
I lost to u/alissafemboy in C4 and now, like a ditzy slut, for every upvote I have to spank my butt 1 time and for every comment 5 times. Please be cruel to me, I'm just a hopeless defeatslut~
U/fallensnail has turned me into her pet. I love my new owner with all my puppy heart and mind. I'm the happiest I've ever been as I mutt with no free will. She owns me for a number of days equal to the upvotes on this post after 48 hours