"Hey there, sleepyhead. You're probably wondering where you are and what's happening. You don't know me but I certainly know you, I'm a BIG fan of your modeling career. I have a new job for you, not as a model but more of a...how shall I put it...se
"You know, you really should learn to lock your doors and pay better attention to your surroundings...not that it matters anymore. You're only going to need to know how to do a few things from now on and choice isn't a part of the equation anymore."
Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)