[F4A] (Modern fantasy setting) You went out clubbing and bumped into a goblin tearing up the floor. You'd think nothing of it, if part of her "clothes" didn't rub off on you. Turns out she's only wearing glow in the dark paint.
[F4M] As a Chinese escort, sex was always boring and I only did it to pay the bills. That is, until my first foreign client with the biggest, fattest white cock books me for an evening!