Oh, you're even staining the chair at this point! What a mess~ once I'm done with you, make sure to lick everything clean, my little puppy (Source in comments)
*UPDATED Full story attached* A few of you requested an update from our adventure last weekend! For those who missed it, I blindfolded my husband, tied him to the bed and left him upstairs to use whenever I got the chance, while my unsuspecting father-in