My boss jokingly said that if I wanted better tips I should try serving in just my apron. Now I'm getting the best kind of tips ever and I have no intentions of wearing my uniform ever again. She's stupid jealous now too.
My younger brother told his friend that had crush on me to go knock on my door and hit on me. After 5 minutes he receive a message from him with attached picture:
Look I know it's a little awkward, but the wasteland mutated me to have giant breasts... No I can't just tuck them back into my vault suit, I already tried that. Gosh, I already had to walk across the wastes like these for the past week, can't you jus
