My boss jokingly said that if I wanted better tips I should try serving in just my apron. Now I'm getting the best kind of tips ever and I have no intentions of wearing my uniform ever again. She's stupid jealous now too.
I only just became queen of the elves and already some humans, rather exotic ones I might add, want to meet with me. You know, I used to think politics was boring but these humans have so many ways to make it fun!
