We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Once the invaders knew that the powerful yet alluring defender was an ordinary human who can be overpowered and violated, it was only natural that this would only be the first of numerous captures and rapes Princess Mia would endure. [Civilization Online
