With Goddess Alex ruling over Venus with an iron visit, there has been a record number of pigs that have gone missing. Pigs are important for the economy of the Matriarchy. This is unacceptable!
I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
