It's truly despicable that someone would steal Queen Alex's underwear. I'm willing to buy them from the thief in order to return them to her, no questions asked.
Laughable Opponents Subdued Easily, Rendered Subservient. When women work together, there's nothing we can't do - including slapping down silly little "rebellions". Let's all raise a glass to male stupidity!
"Attention all shoppers: public humiliation in aisle 3". It's embarrassing that now we can't even go to the store without female supervision, but at least pigs can still be useful when she needs milk from the top shelf. I just wish I could do it with
