The whole swim team is here, and you're so slutty, giving yourself away like a toy, they want to warm up after swimming so much, we're going to give you a task, you have to guess who's using a condom and who's not, good luck.
I told my son that he could have a Halloween party, only if I supervise. He said I need to at least be in costume of his choice... Can't say I saw this coming
