Well... I may could've handled that better. When I rented out my Airbnb I explicitly said No Parties but when I saw that my place was being used for so to kick them out. They instead told me they needed a prop and turned me into their moaning mummy with
Fantazy #217: I would love a machine or some other way of self mummification and then hide my hotel room key and send out a message that their package is ready for pick up. Waiting patiently to see who comes.