Halloween is basically the Sleep Paralysis Demon's version of Christmas. And letting them fuck your nightmare slug impregnation tentacles is their equivalent of leaving a cookie out for Santa.
We nuns have to swear an oath of chastity in order to serve the lord and the holy church. We may allow NO MAN to ever touch us. Fortunately for me, I've developed a taste for something other than MEN to satisfy my sinful desires without breaking my oath