when you realise you cant do acting and all your comedy is based on sitting on a guy's face and getting your periods so you resort to dating a balloon man who asked you to be in an open relationship, imagine how retarded you have to be
“Having cum leaking out of my ass while I’m doing pushups or organizing the school for my son is not gay. I didn’t sit and dedicate myself to getting fucked in the ass by guys, my ass just leaked”.
