My boss jokingly said that if I wanted better tips I should try serving in just my apron. Now I'm getting the best kind of tips ever and I have no intentions of wearing my uniform ever again. She's stupid jealous now too.
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
Ever since I found this cursed chastity belt, I can't get it off! And whoever has the remote won't stop teasing me with it! (Maid theme not required, it was just the best image)
