Recent date night dinner: not only did I have my key proudly displayed but I had him wear the bracelet I just gave him. It reads "Tall-but-tiny 4.25." Unfortunately no one asked about either, but the more we wear them someone is sure to soon!
Remember, you asked for this, and now you must face the consequences of your submission. Welcome to your new reality, where I am the one in charge and you are nothing but a helpless plaything in my hands.
