I’m tired of you constantly whining in my basement... I buy you all sorts of «toys»... I «entertain» you... Bitch, you should’ve been grateful! Now it’s too late… I found a solution:3
Whoops! You tied my arms and legs up a little too tight, and kept them tied up for a little too long. Next thing I knew, we were in the hospital and I was having to get them all removed. Not that I’m complaining. I think I’m even cuter than before!