You can't believe you're doing a 1v1 against the femboy brat from the last match. It's not like you can lose after betting yourself as a reward, which is the worst thing the bratty femboy could do to you anyway?
After throwing the previous game as an ADC, it's normal for my top laners to take me and force me to play as their healslut so they can carry and recover their LP.
Such a needy slut, sucking me off moments before the match and swallowing that thick load in front of everyone~ If only they knew what a massive cock-addicted whore you truly were, heh.