Yours is too tiny to even consider playing with. I don't know how you expect to entertain me. (Spoiler alert: you cant, because you dont deserve such honor).
You better be so, so grateful to have a Goddess such as myself giving you the attention that you so desperately crave... with such a tiny little dicklet, all sad and limp, is a miracle for a pathetic excuse of a man like you to be in some way useful to a
