You want your property to have good relationships with each other. No jockeying for position in your household. To you - the owner - they’re equally worthless.
"Hey there, sleepyhead. You're probably wondering where you are and what's happening. You don't know me but I certainly know you, I'm a BIG fan of your modeling career. I have a new job for you, not as a model but more of a...how shall I put it...se
"See we are doing this for you only. We as an organization take every precautions to handle the merchandise with care. And in your case since we have observed you have claustrophobia. This little dose will help you in your travel. Good Night"~ PPI
What a great amenity idea for hotels trying to improve their loyalty programs---a slut bound and waiting for you in the closet with the ironing board, spare pillow etc for you to use at your discretion!
Famous singer or not, she isn't out of reach of PPI, should a client put down a proper incentive. More fantastic art and scenario by Jomsviking/Oddartist