I tried to play mommy u/Wise_Pomegranate_713 In Typeracer and got smoked, but that's to be expected of my mother, I am the best daughter ever! As I have decided on my final form! Trying to be more like mommy!
I challenged u/Strider1264 to a game of chess. I'd say I'm pretty good myself but I didn't expect their skills in blitz. In the end, I was the one who got fucked over.
u/Mountain-Towel4518 scored a PERFECT victory against my ass in Battleship! I somehow did not hit a SINGLE shot, with power ups! He showed me what total domination truly looks like to a sub like me!
I was too cocky and lost in c4 bo3 too u/Top-Dragonfly1138. Now I have to slap my balls 5 times per upvote and 10 times per comment. Please don't go easy on me.
u/human_floor beat me so now I have to leave this humiliating post up and the upvotes will count for an hour wher 1 upvote = 1 minute riding and 5 ball slap and a comment = 10 ballslaps and 1/2 a minute riding