It’s International Clown Week! You’re the real freakshow, because as soon as you step into my tent, your wallet will go from “big top” to “big flop” after you’re put on display for a humiliating drain!
Its almost My birthday, and being the greedy Dragoness I am, all I want is for you to submit every gold coin you've earned to My hoard. Its already Mine anyways, kobold.
