Mom's plumber friend/handyman always helps us out, but when we try to pay him, he always tells mom "You don't have to pay me! You've known me and my buddies for a long time already."
"Ohh honey...I was just relieving some stress I get from living with you and your father...yeah that big incredible horse cock is so funny... go and have your dinner, your mom already had her fill"
Son go to your room and study. I have to help this neighborhood uncle with his BIG BLACK... uhh .. problem. Don't worry about me, Mommy can take it. You have no idea what I am capable of.