Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!
The guy in the bar had talked about an audition and what a career opportunity that would be for me. Now it doesn’t seem right: Feeling the greedy looks of all these obviously super-rich creeps on my body was bad enough, but what the hell are they aucti