"Thank you so much for joining me for this picnic! I've brought sandwiches and cold refreshing butterbeer and even some pie for desert!" Luna always remembers the essentials.
Hermione finally got on the Dean's List. At Hogwarts that's just a list of girls who've had Dean Thomas' dick in their mouth. It's pretty long. The list, I mean.
"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.