I challenged u/Strider1264 to a game of chess. I'd say I'm pretty good myself but I didn't expect their skills in blitz. In the end, I was the one who got fucked over.
I'm so pathetic that I just lost stupidly quickly to u/royal-hedgehog-7611 even though he's new to this. He now controls my ass and dick. My ass will be plugged and I have to edge until I can win 3 games.