You know what you are? You're a fuckboy. A pathetic fuckboy who can't even satisfy a real woman like me. I need to fuck you like a fucktoy. And then I'll have to punish you for being such a bad boy.
Oh baby, your minuscule peepee makes me giggle! It's smaller than my vagina lips, and that's saying something! What's the point of even trying to use that teeny-tiny thing?