The Apocalypsy is stymied in her travels by the Grand Canyon (2013). The Apocalypsy is my fantasy story of a young woman trapped in a chastity belt during the Apocalypse. She travels the wastelands in a vain search for a locksmith.
The early bird may get the worm, but the early hiker catches the naked, belted slave girl waiting for the sunrise at the Grand Canyon (Dee Luvbight, 2006)