Martial law in Venus? Lust crisis and Pirates?!? What the heck is happening to The Matriarchy? I've got to find a way to get back before there's nothing left!
Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.
