Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
Several private companies have followed the Governess' recommendation, and implemented the Gag Law on their male employees. Without male opinions to distract them, the female workers are enjoying a sharp increase in productivity and efficiency.
Runaway pigs will be sentenced to the stockades, where they will be tormented by the succubus without mercy. Then at dawn they will be bashed with rotten vegetables & fruits by all who pass by to witness their shame, until they accept that women have