"I like big clocks and I cannot lie". Come visit the AltBoobWorld museum of clocks, time and time travel. Open daily! Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is busy in the kitchen. Her cat has jumped up on the table and is sniffing the chicken salad she's preparing. Bad cat!
