I know you lurk. Thinking you can stay hidden and resist the urges. I know you want nothing more than to send me every last dollar you made this week. I’ll see you in my DMs 💋
This gets me hot and bothered 😍 What good is your money when it’s in your hands? I know how to spend it better. You exist to fuel my greed. Approach wisely.
Are you a little beta bitch? Time to pay the bitch tax. Spin my wheel, pay for my shopping cart. It's the least you can do for lurking on my page so much.
