"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, forced to watch her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see..“
Feel scared and intimidated yet? It might not look like it but I’m still in complete control of the situation… I’m not a pet! I’m just… undercover for my important mission!~
Dumb gonks have been walking by and smacking my ass all day… I can’t figure out why! And they keep joking about quickhacking my brain or something… When I tell them they should be intimidated by me, they just laugh~ 🙄