I was way too cocky and got beaten 2-0 by u/Select-Ad3575. I am such a dumb trophy slut and I am addicted to losing and being humiliated. For each upvote I lose a piece of clothing for the next three matches and I will spank my ass twice for each upvote
u\Significant-Mix4826 smashed me with cold skill, leaving me a noob drowning in vile shame. This post’s trash. I’m DESPERATELY SCREAMING, IGNORE ME, GO NEXT—NO UPVOTES! I’m fine, this gets no comments or upvotes, please! 😭
u/Mountain-Towel4518 scored a PERFECT victory against my ass in Battleship! I somehow did not hit a SINGLE shot, with power ups! He showed me what total domination truly looks like to a sub like me!
u/NetObjective9628 beat me in a Best of Three connect 4 game! I lost 0-2, so I didn’t even win a round! This is my punishment! They ruined my dreams of getting my first ever win! 😖