[Translation]
Honey, your father and brothers and sisters went on vacation, so we'll have an empty house for ourselves in December, January and February
(Insect response)
WHAT YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY HAD PLANS?!
A milestone of followers? Painfully unfunny jokes about a certain un-named hormone regulation system? Chiaki getting some sort of comeuppance for it? All of the above!
Halloween is basically the Sleep Paralysis Demon's version of Christmas. And letting them fuck your nightmare slug impregnation tentacles is their equivalent of leaving a cookie out for Santa.