Socks are such a versatile tool in the bedroom when they're as sweaty and stinky as mine are after a day running errands. They can be a gag, they can be a fleshlight, they can be a blindfold.....
I'm currently being sued by the FDA and DEA for not disclosing the addictive nature of my ultra sweaty and stinky gym socks. In order to pay my lawyer, I need you to buy my disgustingly well-worn socks while the courts take their sweet time making a dec