Pov she just nailed your backline from halfway across the map and is tempting you out of cover (you will take 130 damage to the head like a good boy) nudes
~♡ Hmm maybe I'll pocket you as aphrodite in our ranked games, but maybe I'll let you beg for it and start to impress me more and make sure you win your lane, if so mommy will be right over to rotate ~♡
When a game of civilization turn so badly that despite being a dictatorship you must do trade offer with "Blowjob" "feetjob" or even "anal" in exchange for some ressources or golds to pay off the previous war you did