Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
More males whining about their freedoms? It is time for collective punishment. All males are ordered to trade in their chastity cages for a smaller cage. Is it uncomfortable? Does it hurt your pitiful cock and balls? Too bad! Blame the males who are
