"What's the matter, Commander? Don't tell me you weren't aware of my desires for you. I might be an older model but I still have all of the skills required to make you melt. Come be a good boy for me and show this old rifle how a young man like you t
You know, normally playing a random VHS tape you find in some seedy occult shop might have been a bad idea. However, having a spirit obsessed with you seems to have been a good trade offer. You better make sure she's pregnant in seven days!
