Call me a gambler because I be going feral for bitches that be coming from a slot machine. Pull the lever, watch it spin, and let me beg for the Ultra Rare bombshell to grace my screen. Who needs cards, chips, or dice?
You know, normally playing a random VHS tape you find in some seedy occult shop might have been a bad idea. However, having a spirit obsessed with you seems to have been a good trade offer. You better make sure she's pregnant in seven days!
