"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
These harpies sure are annoying! Always flying above you, just barely out of range to attack. Maybe a few mods could help you vent your frustration...~?
my little brother can be so needy sometimes, but i guess it's my fault for continuing to give into his demands... hes just so cute i cant help but say yes
