I only just became queen of the elves and already some humans, rather exotic ones I might add, want to meet with me. You know, I used to think politics was boring but these humans have so many ways to make it fun!
My younger brother told his friend that had crush on me to go knock on my door and hit on me. After 5 minutes he receive a message from him with attached picture:
I want to get way too drunk at a college party and accidentally out myself as trans by just grabbing the prettiest girls there and fucking her, while everyone looks on in shock and awe
