"I'll teach you not to try and hypnotize a highly trained tactical operator like me.. that's it! I'm going to.. lap up all your tasty cum off the floor and sniff up your cock! W-Wait.. that doesn't sound right.."
My daughter left her pokeballs in her room. I wondered if perhaps the Pokemon would prefer to be out to wander the house. Turns out they were in there for my safety. It's been hours and they haven't stopped breeding me (dr.orga)
“Being stuck as this Fortnite bunny slut after being falsely reported for cheating is starting to mess with my head.. My teammate just told me if I drink shield off their cock, I get extra shield, surely it was a joke, right? Apparently sniffing up coc
Dumb gonks have been walking by and smacking my ass all day… I can’t figure out why! And they keep joking about quickhacking my brain or something… When I tell them they should be intimidated by me, they just laugh~ 🙄
Agent Monika Weiss of Team Rainbow reporting in. I am deeply undercover and have infiltrated the crime ring.. I don’t think they’re onto me, I’ll attempt to locate some illegal documents to take them down for good!~
