I'll bet you can barely get it inside me without hurting yourself. And even if you do manage to get it in, it'll probably feel like you're just rubbing a thumb up and down my cunt.
You insignificant cockroach! Your pathetic excuse for a cock is an insult to the very concept of sex. It's like a tiny, limp, insignificant worm, only fit for being sucked and licked into submission.