Feeling blue? Awww..let me cheer you up and make your ass red. Then you can bow down and worship me the way I deserve. You might actually get to...kiss my boots after
I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is
