In just two days I've developed half of a Johnny Bravo jawline. The amount of painkillers im taking just to be able to turn my neck without squealing would knock out a teeny baby hippo.
UPDATE: No worse, but no better either. Then I got a call from Urgent Care. The cultures came back, and this particular infection is resistant to my current antibiotics. Tonight I will pick up the new meds...hopefully I can post a more positive update in